A Little Real Estate Humor
They say you should look for the silver lining in bad situations. The current real estate is so bad that the silver lining is pretty hard to find. Still, it has given rise to a large number of jokes. At the end of the day, a good laugh can go a long way to helping you hang in there.
I listed a maintenance free house. In the last 25 years there hasn’t been any maintenance.
Definition of “charming” in real estate ads – Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have to find their own place. See “Cute,” “Enchanting,” and “Good Starter Home.”
There is no longer a need for the neutron bomb. We already have something that destroys people and leaves buildings intact. It’s called a mortgage.
The homeowner got into his grubbiest clothes on Saturday morning and set about all the chores he’d been putting off for weeks. He was halfway through mowing the lawn when a woman pulled up in the driveway and yelled out her window, “Say, what do you charge for yard work?” He thought for a minute, then answered, “The lady who lives here, lets me sleep with her.”
A Modern home is a place where a switch controls everything but the kids, and it has gadgets to do everything except make the payments.
My real estate agent always gives 100 percent: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday and 5% Friday.
If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.
Did you hear about Robin Hood’s house? It has a little John.
They have an all electric home. Everything in it is charged.
Yes, the kitchen is a bit small, but with a mortgage like this you won’t do much cooking anyway.
The current real estate market may seem utterly bleak andwell, it is! Sooner or later, however, it will turn around. When it does, you’ll look back on this rough stretch andlaugh.
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